Lovin' a Deli Waiter Every time she need some affection (Oi!) Seems it's never on his mind (Oi, vei!) She's gotta find a new direction (Oi!) Excitement of some other kind (Oi, vei!) But when she seat him down And lays the napkin 'cross his lap The way to reach his heart's through his stomach, honey A simply routed map... Lovin' a deli waiter Bagel and lox, or some latkes please... Lovin' a deli waiter Kugel, knish, just no ham and cheese! All he needs is some egg-salad (Oi!) Chicken soup with matzoh balls (Oi, vei!) His face go from lookin' pallid (Oi!) To lustin' like Niagara Falls (Oi, vei!) She don't need to make no pass! She doesn't need to dress up fine! Ya know that all she really needs to do is fill his glass With Manischewitz wine! Lovin' a deli waiter Bagel and lox, or some latkes, please... Lovin' a deli waiter Kugel, knish, just no ham and cheese! Oi gavol! Oi gavol! Give him rye bread, hon, or a nice hard roll! Lovin' a deli waiter Give him that food, and you'll steal his soul...! (break 1, solos) Lovin' a.... (break 2) Deli wai-teeeeeeeeer! (solos) Chowing doooown! (solos) Lovin' a deli waiter Bagel and lox, or some latkes, please... Lovin' a deli waiter Kugel, knish, just no ham and cheese! She may not be no Elle MacPherson (Oi!) Never be a cover girl (Oi, vei!) Never get no 'Hello, Nurse!!'in' (Oi!) Won't be on Another World (Oi, vei!) She don't care what she ain't got (Oi!) When his stomach will growl again (Oi, vei!) She'll open up the fridge or get the stove real hot... And hubby says A-men!!! Lovin' a deli waiter Bagel and lox, or some latkes, please... Lovin' a deli waiter Kugel, knish, just no ham and cheese! Oi gavol! Oi gavol! Give hime rye bread, hon, or a nice hard roll! Lovin' a deli waiter Give him that food, and you'll steal his soul...! Oi gavol! Oi gavol! Give hime rye bread, hon, or a nice hard roll! Lovin' a deli waiter Give him that food, and you'll steal his soul...! (repeat sequence) Lovin' a deli waiteeeeeeeeeer... Give him that food, and you'll steal his sooooooul!!!