Livin In The Fridge
lyrics by Al Yankovic

There's somethin' weird in the fridge today
I don't know what it is
Food I can't recognize
My roomate won't throw a thing away
I guess it's probably his
It looks like it's alive....

And livin' in the fridge (Above)
(You can't stop the mold from growin')
Livin' in the fridge
(Can't tell what it is at all)
Livin' in the fridge....

There's something gross in the fridge today
It's green and growin' hair
It's been there since July
If you can name the object
In that baggie over there
Then mister, you're a better man than I

It's livin' in the fridge....(Repeat above)

Tell me, do you think it should be carbon-dated
Fumigated
Or Creamated and buried at sea?
You try to save a little bit of your home-cookin'
Couple weeks later, got a scary lookin'
Specimen
It always happens, my friend
Again and again and again and again

Somethin' stinks in the fridge today
And it's been rottin' there all week
It could be liver cake or wooly mammoth steak
Well, maybe I should take another peak

(hear a door squeak and blood-curling scream)

Livin in the fridge....(Repeat chorus again)

Don't know what it is(X2)
Livin' in the fridge
Don't know what it is(X2)
Livin' in the fridge
Don't know what it is at all
Livin' in the fridge, yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah 
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah