Check out all the cool and clever quotes from the band, starting with Steven Tyler.

Steven Tyler

I heard that your brain stops growing when you start doing drugs. Let's
    see, I guess that makes me 19.

What Steven Tyler wants written on his Tombstone:
    Her lies Tyler, the Demon of Screamin', Who never woke up from the Dream
    he was Dreamin' Until one day he drank some magic potion--Now all that's left
    is Sweet Emotion.

Shit fire and save matches, f#%k an' duck and see what hatches.

Good night, god bless you, and don't forget to wear a rubber.

Sex Drugs and Rock and Roll. Get rid of the drugs, and you have more room for the other two.

F-c-k, all that's missing is u!

Of all the things I've ever lost, I miss my mind the most.

It's not the COUGH that carries you OFF. . . . It's the COFFIN they carry you OFF IN.

The things that come to those who wait may be the things left behind by those who got there first.

I love women. I love every bone in their body. Especially mine!

It's as clear as the balls on a tall dog.

I'm looking to be the lounge act on the space shuttle so I can sing "Walk this Way" on the ceiling.

Now that I'm sober, I deserve to get laid.

"Herd Sheep"...What Steven Tyler replied when asked what he would do if he was the last person on earth.

You have no idea how much it costs to look this cheap.

Steven Tyler performing his song about sheep on the Tonight Show:
    Mary had a little sheep, and with that sheep she went to sleep.
    The sheep turned out to be a ram, now Mary has a little lam.

Joe Perry

Our story was basically that we had it all, and we pissed it away.

Yo know, I definitely enjoy it, to be this close to that kind of insanity every day.

Music is music, you don't have to put a label on it.

We have sex 2,3 times a day. In fact, we're late right now.

We were so f#%ked up, we couldn't even get into a studio and stay awake.

You've got to keep your body in good working order--otherwise,how else are you gonna be able to f#%k all night?

Rhythm and sex go together and that's where I come from as far as the music goes. Rag Doll and Love In An Elevator are     such sexual songs that you put them on & the strippers go NUTS!

Tom Hamilton

I think what we wanted to do, without ever really saying it, was to be the American equivalent of all the great British bands like     Cream, the Yardbirds and Led Zeppelin. They were all so classy and powerful sounding. We couldn't think of an American     band like that. We wanted to be the first one.

Steven's got a lot more time to be obsessed with sex now that he's not f#%ked up.

I think I deserve to ask MTV a question. Do I have any roast Beef in my teeth I just ate.

Steven and Joe had an argument the first night about Joe playing too loud, and so began an Aerosmith tradition.

Joey Kramer

Steven's really funny. Like, he's got three or four grand tied up in a stereo system with four-track recorders in his living room     and he sleeps on the floor on a pillow. He doesn't have a bed!

We never wanted to be a bar band. We were always a concert band.

If we've handled everything up until now, we can do anything.

Brad Whitford

Things were getting more like Sid and Nancy than Spinal Tap. It wasn't funny anymore.